Stoopid Mower

yank NONONONOIcantcantcant
yank NONONONOIcantcantcant

Stoopid mower
Add some gas
Prime three times
Prime three times
Prime three times
Let’s cut some grass

yank NONONONOIcantcantcant
yank NONONONOIcantcant…cant

O-kay
Bounce the deck
Free the clogged grass
Grab cord, pull like heck

Mayhb Mayhb Mayhb
NONONONOIcantcant…cant
pull NONONONOIcantcant……cant

*AAAAaaauuuugggggghhhhhhhh!*

Maybe its tired
Needs a bit of rest
You know all machines
Know what’s best

Go on inside
Get some water
That’s enough time
Start, it oughter

Stoopid mower
Are you bored
Prime one time
YANK THE CORD

Mayhb Mayhb Maybemaybemaybe
YRR YRR Yers YerS YERS
[use your best gravelly mower voice]
YEERRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
: )

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About Kitt

Sometimes a rhyme or couplet wanders across my consciousness. So, I share it. Other times I'm a hospice social worker; others, a Dad; others, southerner, New Orleanian, cajun enthusiast, voter, and on better days, a not-too-awful-poet/rhymster. Welcome to my page. Enjoy.

Posted on March 27, 2012, in Poem. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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