Amber Alert Xmas ’14

Amber Alert/Amber Alert

Old gentleman with white beard,
Last seen driving in from the north,
Out-of-state plates,
In a sled pulled by eight deer.
[If a lead deer present:
Check for abnormally brightly glowing red nose]
Dressed in scarlet hat and suit,
Known for strong affinity for chimneys,
No visible scars or tattoos,
Crinkly eyes, red of nose and cheeks,
May be traveling with overstuffed bag full of toys, etc.
If you see this man, please call:
1-###-637-9000
[1-###-MERY-0 0 0].

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