Old gentleman with full white beard,
Last seen driving in from the North,
In a sled pulled by eight deer,
[If a lead deer present,
Check for abnormally brightly glowing red nose];
Attired in scarlet hat and suit, white fur trimmed,
Known for strong affinity for chimneys,
No visible scars or tattoos,
Crinkly eyes, red of nose and cheeks,
May be traveling with overstuffed bag full of toys, etc.
If you see this gentleman, please call:
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