US & N
Thought of traipsing up to Kenosha…
In the US&N, I’d been there before,
Lost my virginity in a cornfield nearby,
Some ages before I turned 24.
But got it all back again
At the Mardi Gras Ten & Jive.
Helps when you’re nevillized and radiated—
I was lucky to get out alive.
Don’t wanna buy a rittenhouse:
Upkeep is a sure killer,
Weeding out all that cnnapfox lice
And a frozen Lake Mich’gan is no moonwalk Thriller.
So, I’ll go play with my supply chain,
Order lots and lots of useless stuff for under the tree.
I only hope one day I’ll become Turpin Strong
Like Jordan and Jennifer; What, you talking to me?
Posted on November 20, 2021, in Poem and tagged #TurpinMeansStrong, AP, Christmas presents, Christmas tree, CNN, FOX, frozen lake, Jordan and Jennifer Turpin, Kenosha WI, Lake Michigan, losing it., Mardi Gras, media biased coverage, media misbehavior, Rittenhouse trial, supply chain, The Neville Brothers, The New Orleans Radiators, Turpin family, Turpin Means Strong, United States Navy, virginity. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.