GO VOTE!

This darn election. The differences to me are clear-ish, but the polls show both sides to be within the margin of error. The whole mess is an error if you ask me. “Early voting?” That was the longest line I ever stood in to vote since I moved to Austin.
But The Decision. I just don’t know. I like Banana’s party’s stance on potash and the potassium question, but then Apple does make sense about roughage. And the City Bonds: I keep asking for some clarity and all I can get is some yokel affecting an accent going: “Bond, James Bond,” then cackling. Good grief! Oh, the heck with it, I’ll just vote the straight party line for Asparagus. At least it’s filling.

GO VOTE–BEFORE THE CROWD REALLY GETS THERE!!!

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