US & N
Thought of traipsing up to Kenosha…
In the US&N, I’d been there before,
Lost my virginity in a cornfield nearby,
Some ages before I turned 24.
But got it all back again
At the Mardi Gras Ten & Jive.
Helps when you’re nevillized and radiated—
I was lucky to get out alive.
Don’t wanna buy a rittenhouse:
Upkeep is a sure killer,
Weeding out all that cnnapfox lice
And a frozen Lake Mich’gan is no moonwalk Thriller.
So, I’ll go play with my supply chain,
Order lots and lots of useless stuff for under the tree.
I only hope one day I’ll become Turpin Strong
Like Jordan and Jennifer; What, you talking to me?
Isosceles Conic Evergreen Fir
Isosceles conic evergreen fir
Sturdy tree stand [add water]
Eggnog for everyone!
Stringed electric coloured lights (blinky ones optional)
Baubles, bulbs, spears, tinsel, little one’s handmade ornament(s)
Star or Christmas Angel on top
Energize stringed electric coloured lights (Oh, hope they’re some blinky ones)
De-energize room lighting
“O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree…”
Liberally surround in depth with presents as needed