Isosceles Conic Evergreen Fir

First:
Isosceles conic evergreen fir
Then:
Sturdy tree stand [add water]
Then:
Eggnog for everyone!
Then:
Stringed electric coloured lights (blinky ones optional)
Then:
Baubles, bulbs, spears, tinsel, little one’s handmade ornament(s)
Then:
Star or Christmas Angel on top
Then:
Energize stringed electric coloured lights (Oh, hope they’re some blinky ones)
Then:
De-energize room lighting
Then:
“O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree…”
Last:
Liberally surround in depth with presents as needed

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