18 more days of insanity
Who you gonna vote for?
I’d rather wash my dishes
Then head to any polling door
Maybe write bad poetry
Or paint those shuttered shelves
Who is going to be president?
I’d rather the Keebler elves!
What would be their policy
For thieves and foul mouths?
Whither goest medical or tax policy?
Is the border secure in the souths?
ISIS or ISIL shrinks out in the Middle East
Somehow I think that’s our problem least
Bon soir, bon soir,
Mais oui, de cours:
ISIS came with their bang bang guns;
ISIS tried to make some big score.
Bon jour, bon jour,
S’il vous plait,
But we’re still living here—
Eating, drinking, and loving all day!
Paris is still open—
Come on over and let’s play!
Wear your hijab, your cross, your star,
But it’s a smile that’ll take you far!