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June Fest 2020
I have no regret
Running past the egret
Whilst running around my pond.
Later with some glue
I tried to repair my igloo,
But I couldn’t make it make a good bond!
Just to be clear—
I too like beer,
Just like justice Kavanaugh;
But you be the judge,
I still believe the best fudge
Comes from Island Mackinaw.
So, try not to fret—
You’ll never regret—
That, who, or what is coming real soon:
For maybe next week,
Please, try not to freak,
Twilst be a visit from a certain Ms June!
My Princess No Longer
We conquered mighty castles
Together, in blanquette or in the sand
Flew great heights on swings
Soared up Austin hills hand-in-hand
We shared in many battles:
Mastery in the great tragedy of Trigonometry,
Consumed Texas History and First Violin,
And developed a healthy skepticism of Allah and Deuteronomy
Some wars were personal:
The treachery of childhood friends;
While learning great truths—
That the means don’t always justify some ends
But today my princess walks ahead
Out of my guidance and out of my reach
No more to cavort on trampoline
Or harry stubborn castles on a beach
Her fresh adventure awaits—
Arm-in arm with her new young prince,
A meeting of Love and Good Sense;
She hasn’t been my princess since
But our regard hasn’t been stronger
Even if she is my princess no longer
Something Else
Ran out of red wine,
Ate all the almonds;
Ain’t this healthy living
Something else.
Managed a mile run;
Piled on the push-ups;
Ain’t this healthy living
Something else.
But I ain’t got you,
And no love is no good.
Aren’t you coming over?
Oh, if only you would.
Starting with several sit-ups;
Onto the overhead press.
Ain’t this healthy living
Something else.
Stemming the saturated fats;
Diving after the Vitamin D3.
Ain’t this healthy living
Something else.
But you’re still not here
As all these alleged muscles get sore.
To fully complete this course
Requires I be with you a whole lot more!
Don’t want any more red wine
And you can keep the nuts:
Please get over here—
No ifs, ands, or buts.